(Momi kicks into a bar and climbs up a chair)
Momi: I killed a man yesterday...
(flashback of a Mutated Momi with a knife on her way to kill a sleeping mokey)
Momi: À̷̢̞̙̹̟̋̋̅̀Ǎ̸̢͕͚͊̈́̏̇̊̓͐͝A̸̟̙̩͍͙͙͂̈́͑͊̒̐̊͝H̸̞̝̫̬͔̻͓͚͉̃̊̑͛̄̑A̵͍̓͝G̴̖̺͓̀̇͑͋͊̾A̵͇̳̘̻̹͖̅̀͆̄̃͠ͅH̴̡̥͇͖̮̟͇̒͌Ģ̸̧̞̟̦͓͕̭̩̉͊̑̒̅̊Ḥ̴͑̓̕͘͝͝ͅĄ̶̜̥̫̥͇̤̹͗͑̈́̐́͝G̶͖̠̘̗̦͋̉̓͊̕͜͠ͅH̶͎͓̥̾̔͆̂̏͌͠H̴̢̺̻̫̣̋̈̔́̊̇͋͘
Mokey: MOMI! MOMI NO!! 🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰🅰!!! 卂卂卂卂-
Raw chicken nugget in the background: Ⱨ₳Ⱨ₳! ₮Ⱨ₳₮ ł₴ ⱧłⱠ₳ⱤłØɄ₴!
Momi: But every Christmas... he comes (S L A M) 乃 卂 匚 匚
(flashback of Mokey coming to kill a sleeping Momi)
Mokey: K R I M A !
Momi: NO MOKEY!! 【A】【A】【A】【A】【A】【A】【A】【A】【!】【!】【!】ᗩᗩᗩᗩ- (🥗)
Crowd (jeering): BOOOO!!! GET OUTTA HERE!! BOOOO
Momi: Oh, you're not gonna help me, huh? :) (pulls out revolver and points at herself, scaring the crowd) THEN IM GONNA 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅!!! ⒾⓂ ⒼⓄⓃⓃⒶ ⓀⒾⓁⓁ ⓂⓎⓈⒺⓁⒻ ⒶⓃⒹ ⒾⓉ ⓌⒾⓁⓁ ⒷⒺ ⓎⓄⓊⓇ ⒻⒶⓊⓁⓉ! 𝓐𝓝𝓓 𝓘𝓜 𝓖𝓞𝓝𝓝𝓐 𝓒𝓐𝓛𝓛 𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓟𝓞𝓛𝓘𝓒𝓔! Ä̷̛͖̮̺̜́̂̈́F̷̢̨̖̋̔͝Ľ̶͓̂̀͛͘ͅJ̵̡̧̡̬͖̑D̷̮̭̘͈̫̪̲͚̑̒̍̍͗̅̆̃̂̈́͜H̶̛̠̀̌͋̍̉̈́͊͝İ̷̛̳̫̳̝͕͖͖͔̄̐P̶̬̜͖̭̖͇̮̉̍͝U̷̼͚̫̪̭̫͗̀ͅĂ̶̼͉̯͕̄̿̉̽̏̂̋̈́K̵͎͊̈́̑̾͛E̶͎̮̗̲̥̜͎̹̅̉́̒͜J̷̘̹̣̰̼͋̆̄̌͘͠F̴̗̥̑͋͒̊̏̀͑̒̃ͅḤ̴̚͝C̶̘̠͖̝͈͛̀̄͛͂̎́̚Ù̸̧͎̙͍̭̫̈̇́͋̇̊̆̓̕F̸̦̲͙̉̍̇̄̈́̆̃̕H̴̢̟̘͇̟̲̰̊C̶͕͇̞̼̭̭̗̈́͐͂̎̌͜͠͠Ņ̵̡̭̤͚͇̓Ü̸̺̥̪̱̭̗̅͆̀Q̵̨̛̘͎̖̉̒̃̂͌͆͊̚͠Ě̸̢̖̔̎̓O̸͍̫̻̥̳̘̥͊̓̆A̵̯̜̯̘͙̍̇͌̎̌̾̀̐͝
(Crowd immediately leaves)
Momi: ...It worked! H⃞ A⃞ℋ𝓐ℍ𝔸ⒽⒶɦǟ-
(cuts to mokey sleeping)
Mokey: *snore* M E R R Y K R I M A ! *snore* K R I M A ! *snore* (Krima language)
(crowd breaks into his house)
Dalt Wisney: ʷᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁱˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵏᵉʸ!!
Mokey: 🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️ (jumps out of window)
(crowd starts to shoot mokey as he runs away)
Mokey: No! NO! NO!!!
(cuts to Grooby)
Grooby: *Ah hyugs in krima*
(Mokey slamming the door, Grooby opens as mokey pleads for help)
Grooby: 🅰 I'm sorry Mokey...
Mokey: *no voice to cry suffering*
Grooby (pulling out a gun): But you're gonna DIE! You will 💵 for your SINS!
Mokey: *̵̟̈́͐Ģ̷̭͝ e s̸̼͠ p̷̗͌*̵͔̦̋͛ Y̶̪̼̱̏̂͌Ŏ̷͔̮̻̼̤͉͔̦͈̣̭̭̰̂͂̓͂̏͜ͅU̸̢̧̨̢͔̮̼̼̻̼̩͕͐́̎͛̈̾̍̀̓̆͗̈͊̒̑̈́̀̈́̎̀̚̕̕̕.̵̦͔͕͎̥̲͎͔̩͍͓͓̩̪̣̩͔͉̟͎͕̜̫̆͑͌̈́́͂̏̌̓̈̌͒̇͗́̄̽͊̌̚͝͝ͅ.̷̨̛̬͔͈͇̼̳̖͉̹̤̯̻̣͖̙͖̰͈̉̅͂͛̔́̋̍̀̑͆̚ͅͅ.̵̨͈̱̊̽͗̽͒̆̏͒̉̔̔̀̏̈͠͝͠Ḃ̶̧̛̹͍̞̙͖̱̟̦̖̻̦̯̖͊̎̇̇̀̆͗̽̽͆̀̏̍̀͂̓̇̅̿͂͆͑̑̀̃̊͆̾̓͑̄́͗͆̽͋̇͗̈́͗̓̓͆̏͋̂͗̅̋̂́͋́́͒͐̐͐͆̊̒̂͌̊͗̋̈͛̊̿͋͋̊̀̊̃̌̄͘̕̕̕͘̕̕̕͝͝͝͠͝͝ ̸̨̣͍̩͉̰͉͛͛̀́̔͌͂́͗͌̄͋̌͒̽̊̏͒̅̐͒̉́͘̕͠͝Ị̶̧̧̧̛͔̣̮̤̟̝̠̖͚͖̺̯̤͓̼̞̬̥̯͓̻̟̖̲̫̝͍̦͍̰͎̗͈̪̘̝͇̬̥̊̆̔͛͌̾̉̒̌̑͒͊͂̅͐́̔̿̒̉͐́̋͋͌̍̄̓̿͗̽̋̉̉̓̿̂̈́̃̽̑̓̓͂͂̈́̇́̃̀͒͂͛̍͒̓̔̔͐͌͗̔̓͑̍̓̄͗̐͐̾̆͛̔͆͘͘̚̕̕̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̷̧̧̧̡̢̢̧̡̢̧̛̛̘͚͙̺̪̩͇̩̼̺̼̖̤̠̜̲̙̠̣͈̪͕̬͖͚̰̲̣͓͕͔̼̙͓̜̙̰͙̰̠͉̪̭̪͍͙̠̺̹̖̥̗͚̱̩̪̻͖̪̳͚͎̜͇̯̤̟̠̩̼̯͔̻͕̪͚̪̤̬̗̪͓̮̪̱͔̱̬̪̓̈́͆́͌͌͐̀̀̓̋̒́̿͗̾̀̎̋͛͊͒̐͊͆͛͊̃́̿̀̽̓̾̔͐̈́̒͋͊̾̐̏͂̂̈͑̍͗́͋̈̆̆̄͂̔͂͊͑̆̾̃̌͋͐̽͌̍̓̊̔̎́̓͒͘̚͘̚͜͝͝Ţ̵̛̛̣̙̺̬͚̮̞͇͇͓̗͕̣̦͇̩̟̖̤̻̙̳̻̯̣͙̙͕͖̣͖̩͍̦͍̬̬͎͍͖̫̬͉̬͈̼̩̤͉̜͚̬̤̤̳̲͈̘̦͙̥͚̜̦̇͂̽̅͛̈́̋̿͌̐̔̓̉͋͌̇̀͒̍̓̅͛̿̏͌͊̃͠ͅͅͅ ̶̡̧̢̡̧̢̧̧̡̨̧̢̡̛̛̦̠͎͕͇̮̼͙͔͖͕̳̜̥̭̗̤̼̰̘͎͍̲̙̺̗̘̯͓̻͓̠̰̦̝͉̘̦̦͈̮̤̗͖̼̣͚̱̞̙̣͈͕͖̠͈̹̺͙̮̺̩̱͖̗̝̺̺̭̤̝̞̙͚̱̝̤̪̟̣̘͖̤̰̔̋̄͂̾̈̈̏̋͂̀̃̐̈́̆̿̂̊̿̈́̍͑̎̐̀̾͒̈̒̄̓̓̾̉̇̓͂̓͌̒̏̔̅̊͗͗͋̔̾̃̇̓͌̚͘͘͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅͅC̸̢̧̛̛̛̛͚͕̠̟͖͓̖̙͉͇̪̻̬̫͓̲̭͔̲̮̟͍̯͍͔͈͓̣͚̦̠̜̘̰͔̘̖͕͕̘̳̪͍͍̘̟̠͚̱̤̋̅̉̉͌̋̀̎̒͆̈́̐͗̀̎͊̒́͒͒̓̑̍͒̎̅̅̒̓̇̀̓͐̿̔͊̍̈́̋́̐̿́͒̈́̋̔͐̔̐͋̒̆͊̀̏͌̅̆͒͆̋̎̕̕̚̕̕̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ ̶̢̧̨̨̛̛̛̭͎͔̠̱̝̭̻̖͎̤̭̙̠̣̹̲̤̙̯͙̘̯͍̤͚̩̟̼̈́̈͐́͂͋̐̆͌͊̇̈̈́̉̏̉̓̆́̄͒͒̄̍̍̏͒̍̂̊̾́̎̅̓̊̊͋͗́̓̅̀̃̓͆̓̊͋͗̈̐̔͐̃̋̄̎͊̋̽̆̿͂̽̐͂̾̽̂̾̇̊̈͂̌͋̋̿̈͐͋͊̿͂͒̽̿͘̚͘͘͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅH̶̨̡̡̨̡̢̡̫̠̜̟̹̭͔͕̩̱̝̫̤̠͖͓͕̙͓̦͚͓̖͔̖͖̣͕͖̠̞̗͚̘̰̞̪̯͈͖̞̥̩͙̘̤̪͖͚͖̯̬̲̤̼̦͙͍̗͇̜̜̬͓̤͙̯͎̤͉̼̖͔̬̰̖̜̦̘͇͉͓͔̭̘̮̦̺̠̥̹̦̎̀̏̒͒̀̕͜͜͜ͅͅͅͅͅ
Grooby: DIIEE 𝓜𝓤𝓣𝓗𝓐𝓕𝓤𝓒𝓚𝓐-
(mokey strangles groovy, which puts him to sleep. Suddenly we hear someone knocking on the door)
De Poliss: Is de poliss. WE'RE GONNA KILL MOKEY!!
Mokey: *ash beb*
(cuts to Dylan)
Dylan (translation): Do you all like your Christmas gifts?
(cuts to Dylan's kids, with deadly weapons as Christmas gifts)
Suck: Yeah I like this uncle Dylan!
My: That's some nice Christmas Uncle Dylan!
Dick: Yeah that's a nice Christmas!
Raw guy on wheelchair: Æ̶̨̧̢̡̢̨̛̛̛̛͕̤̼͎͍͚͇̖̪̻̭̬̬̺̱̖̻̗͚̬̦͎̳̻̮̟̪̰̥͓̠̲̩̪͎͉̝͖̺͖͕̗͓͙̳̟̼͈̯̞͕̫̥̭̻̻̮͚̟̬̰̯̙͈͕̮̦͚̦͔̼̞̜̞͍̤̗͍͉̲̊̓̆̔̈́̊̑͐̀̂̍͑̈́͐̔̋̋̈́́̉̌̿̇̆͑͑͑̑̓̃̃́̿͗̏̌̀͐̿͆͒̂̏̀̊̄̀͂́̓̉͋͐͐͋͆͑́̑̈̄̏̆̄̿̄̄̿̀͋̇͆͂̌́͋̎̍̽̔́̾͐̾̐͌̔̃̉͗̈̊̃̒͐̑̋͌͊́̆͌͛͊͋̀͊̅̌̐̋̆̈̔̊̔̚͘̕͘̕̚̕̚͜͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅ
(Pelo breaks character)
(A wild mokey appears)
Mokey: Ã̸͍̈́͛̑̿̾͊͛͌̋̉͘͘͠Ą̵̝̗̫͍͈̩̭̿̓͊͐̽̀̃͂̃͆͊͊̍̒̅Ä̵̢̨̲̳́̈͋̂͊̚A̷̢̛̜̫̥͔͔̠͈͗́͌̃͜ͅẠ̸̢̢̠̭̟͍̹̺̫͍̖̑͌͂͗͑̌̋́̽̽͝͝Ḁ̸̦̝̣̗̯̓͑͑̉͐͛͛̇̈́̍̉̏A̷͚̤̻̼͕̅́́̇̇̈́͒̋̂̾͛͂̈́̏A̸̡̧̧̳̦̻̖̣͕̅̃̂̇̔͆̎̌͠A̵̮̦̥͙̙̻̪̩̣̭̭̤̜̥̓̈́̅̆̀͜͜A̷̢̭͈͇̠̪͉̳̤̦͚̫͕̽͋̅̂A̵̜̺̪̯̞̖͈̞̥̙̮̥͚̾́̏Ă̴̺
(slaps the four, which turn into raw chickens)
Dylan: NOOOOOO!!! (loads shotgun) ILL BLOW YOUR FUCKIN HEAD OFF MOKEY!!
Buff Mokey: 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐌𝐄 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄!!!
(preforms a karate kick on Dylan's shotgun, which he shoots himself.)
Mokey: *Ikonik poz*
Dalt Wisney: ᴬʰᵃ! ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ⁱˢ!
Mokey: a (escapes dimension)
(Mokey stumbles on a line, where he preforms numerous kills for the people:
- Turns into Jax and content farms Pomni
- Squishing notsweetdandy with his thumb
- Drinking Pebbles
- Eats Scratch like a deranged dog (Kennya is seen running away)
- Puts JR3D In his big ass nose and sneezes it at Otome (Pomni is also seen getting sneezed out as well)
- Using squuuidly's can head as a drink
- Salting Flaynne la Korrette, which rusts immediately
- Eggmaning Crispy
- Turns out to be a blue spy and kills Medieval Cowboy
- Using Temma Maemi's skin and Gabo to sew a coat.
- Fries Temma on a frying pan on Bougise, then burns Bougise, Temma and Dr. Shmuck.
- Turns into Minecraft and digs a grass block.
- Cleans Dorgusss away along with TOA_7G, in which Mokey repeatly thumbs up
- Eats MPDG Pink Lady and blows a bubble on streety53, then eats streety
- Straight up mugging Jacksfilms
Mokey (Using Rafagamega as a utility knife): GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY!!
(Jack reaches for his pocket, yet mokey immediately kills him, and turns into a SSSniperwolf thumbnail)
Dalt Wisney: ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ʰᵉ ⁱˢ! ᴷᴵᴸᴸ ᴴᴵᴹ!
Mokey: *gesp* N O !
(runs to santa)
Kennya: Santa help me! (Mokey lights her up like a bomb and she explodes)
Mokey: SANTAAAAA!!!!
Santa: Ohoho Mokey!! I wanted to see you mokey! I'M GONNA KILL YOU MOKEY!! IM NOT GONNA LET MOMI KILL HERFELF, MOKEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
Mokey: ...M O M I ???
Santa: If she kills herself, its gonna ruin CHRISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
(mokey injures Santa's ankle, which he shoots himself accidentally.)
(crowd appears)
Dalt: ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ ʳᵃᵗ ᵐᵒᵏᵉʸ!
(Mokey easily crumbles the crowd with his hand)
Dalt: oww!
(cuts to momi with a HUGE ASS GLASS of wine
Sr Pelo servant: H-how are you doing Ms. Momi? Ar- Are you fine? Are you okay?
Momi: *cough* No... NO... IM GONNA- ᴵᵐ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ᵈᵒ ⁱᵗ... ⁱᵐ.. *cough cough cough*
Sr pelo servant: Yeah yeah yeah we're gonna get him! we're gonna- (gets neck snapped) Æ卂ㄖㄩ卄ㄩᎶ尺卄 (🐟)
Momi: no mokey... MOKEY!!! ᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ NO MOKEY! You better not do anything to ME Mokey! (brings up a fucking bazooka) 𝕀𝕄 𝔾𝕆ℕℕ𝔸 𝕂𝕀𝕃𝕃 𝕄𝕐𝕊𝔼𝕃𝔽 𝕄𝕆𝕂𝔼𝕐! A̷N̶D̸ ̶I̸F̸ ̶Y̴O̷U̸ ̴D̴O̸ ̴S̵O̸M̴E̸T̸H̴I̷N̷G̶ ̷I̶L̴L̵-̸
Mokey : Ｄｏ ｉｔ.
Momi: ..what?
Mokey : Ｄ ｏ ｉ ｔ.
Momi: (intense breathing) ꀤ'ꂵ ꁅꂦꈤꈤꍏ ꀸꂦ ꀤ꓄!
Mokey: Ｇ ｏ ａ ｈ ｅ ａ ｄ．
Momi: DAAAAHHHH!!!! 𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔸𝔾𝔾ℍ!!
Mokey:Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ａ ｃｏｗａｒｄ． Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ａ ｃｏｗａｒｄ ａｎｄ ａ ＦＯＯＬ．
Momi: (cri): I can't kill myself... 𝓑𝓤𝓣 𝓘 𝓒𝓐𝓝 𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓨𝓞𝓤! (bang)
(mokey catches the bullet, momi is bewildered)
Mokey: Ｂｉｇ ｍｉｓｔａｋｅ， Ｍｏｍｉ．(foreshadowing??)
Momi: NO!
JC: 𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓅 𝒾𝓉 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒.
Momi: *gasp* JESUS 🙏 CHRIST ✝️ !
JC: 𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝑜 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝓇, 𝑀𝑜𝓀𝑒𝓎. 𝐵𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒾𝓉'𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝓉𝒽𝒹𝒶𝓎(🤡). 𝐼 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒹𝑒𝒻𝑒𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑜𝒹, (becomes buff) 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝓎 𝒷𝑜𝒹𝓎. (🇱🇦🇫🇫) 𝒮𝑜 𝒴𝒪𝒰 𝐵𝐸𝒯𝒯𝐸𝑅 𝒮𝒯𝒜𝒴-
Mokey: 👊💥
JC: 😫
Momi: 𝕙𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕠𝕣
Mokey: IT IS KRIMAAAAAAAAAASS!!
Momi: NO! (attempts to shoot herself, but is out of ammo) ＡＷ ＦＵＣＫ！
Mokey: KRIMA!! (hits momi with JC as she falls down stairs)
Mokey: KRIMA! (drags momi and ties her on a Christmas tree with Christmas lights)
Momi: NO! Mokey it was a prank mokey IT WAS A JOKE!! MOKEY PLS 🙏!!!
Mokey: MERRY KRIMA!! (plugs in socket, which electrocutes momi and fries her)
Momi: 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(chicken nugget)
Mokey: OHOHO! HAVE A MERRY KRIMA! (pulls out revolver) OR IM GONNA 𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 𝓜𝓨𝓢𝓔𝓛𝓕!!!!
(Couple of seconds later...)
Poot ( who shoots mokey): RAH HA HAA!! I saved Christmas!
Chicken nugget momi: 👍