<Mokey's Show - Merry Christmas
(The episode begins with a calendar saying "25 December".)
(Mokey enters, standing by the calendar with a surprised look on his face.)
Mokey: OH BOY! OH BOY!! IS CHRISTMAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!
Mokey: (calls Dilan with his phone) DILAN!
Dilan: (unintelligible quacking)
Mokey: (trembles in excitement) IS CHRISTMAS!
Dilan: (unintelligible quacking)
Mokey: I KNOW! OH BOY!
Dilan: (unintelligible quacking, drool on the bottom of the phone)
Mokey: MOOOMIIIII!!!!
(Momi enters.)
Momi: (wearing a pink night gown and pink slippers) WHAT HE FUCK!? MOKEY!!
(camera goes to Momi)
Mokey: Is christMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(Mokey is out of the camera, Momi is now the only one in the camera.)
Momi: I don't care about christmas Mokey! I want to sleep!
(camera goes to Mokey.)
Mokey: BUTT MOMMY!! Is CHRISTMAS!!!! Santa is coming
(camera goes back to Momi.)
Momi: Santa... Santa isn't REAL FOR FUCK SAKE!!!!
Mokey: (gasps)
Momi: I have everything! (Mokey starts to cry) I hate you! I hate christmas!! I HATE POJNFGUERUAJVRNB
(Santa's sleigh runs over Momi, killing her.)
Santa: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!!
Mokey: (gasps) SANTA?!!?!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!
Santa: HOHOHOHOHO! (throws present at Mokey) Merry Christmas Mokey HOHOHOHO!!!